How do you talk to Chicks at the Gym?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

JT is a tool.

Why not just try and say hello.

[DAVIDTUA]

ok my friends i appreciate all of your responses so far, but can we keep in mind the circumstance is its a upscale health club in LA.

MEANING:
1) the most stuck up people in the universe
2) the fakest girls in the universe
3) the most gold diggin females in the universe
4) every girls a wannabe actress/model or they might actually be legit
5) the average girl here has about literally atleast minimum 5 or 6 guys at once kissing their asses and buying everything for them from all their meals, paying all their bills, their car payments, mortgage, vacations etc.
6) they have the what can u do for me attitude
7) u must have atleast a $60,000 car not from the US.

so in other words if you think youre the MAN wherever you are you'll get SHOT DOWN 9/10 times here in LA.

ok now that being said lets try it again my buds LOL

[Dizaster]

ok my friends i appreciate all of your responses so far, but can we keep in mind the circumstance is its a upscale health club in LA.

MEANING:
1) the most stuck up people in the universe
2) the fakest girls in the universe
3) the most gold diggin females in the universe
4) every girls a wannabe actress/model or they might actually be legit
5) the average girl here has about literally atleast minimum 5 or 6 guys at once kissing their asses and buying everything for them from all their meals, paying all their bills, their car payments, mortgage, vacations etc.
6) they have the what can u do for me attitude
7) u must have atleast a $60,000 car not from the US.

so in other words if you think youre the MAN wherever you are you'll get SHOT DOWN 9/10 times here in LA.

ok now that being said lets try it again my buds LOL

RIGHT, those circumstances have made it simple to give you advice...

Pick your target.. Watch her routine.. When she's getting off a treadmill or bike or something, just calmly walk past, turn to her, look at her lower body then back up at her head, and just say
"You've still got a lot of work to do"... Then smile and walk off so she gets the feeling your joking, BUT, she also gets paranoid..

TRUST ME! It seems like you'll get a slap, but this would work 1000000 times better than walking past and saying "woah, why are you on the treadmill, you look perfect already".. Nope nope nope..

You need to figure out a way to tease these girls and bring them down JUST a peg, but in a playful way.. DO NOT compliment them whatever you do... If you compliment one of them on something, make it like "oh, it's so cute how you can barely lift any weights on etc machine"... That's it.. still teasing her.

You want to come across like some teasing guy who's known her for years and isn't affraid to give her shit.

Like you said, these girls are HIGHLY confident! They are not super low self esteem where they are going to go home and cry after you make a joke.. They'll get their confidence back very quickly...
And they'll realise 1) your the only guy in the club that really noticed her 2) Your probably the only guy that wasn't impressed with her 3) I garauntee she'll be trying to impress you after that... It's subconcious and automatic for them.

ALSO, tease them about their clothes.. If one has like, a big fluro stripe on their tops or shorts or whatever, say to her like "woah, the 80's gym is down the road"..

You want to get that reaction like, they want to laugh, punch you in the arm, and get a little angry as well... But because it's a little funny and you aren't taking it serious, she won't be able to literally get mad.

Here is also the key, DON'T say, "ahh i'm only kidding" if she gets mad... You've just lost it right their... Break the tension if it's to much for you by saying something like, BUT, you've got really cute ankles so it makes up for it...

Anyway, i'm about to go to work but i'll answer more later... Just some food for thought for now...

[Dizaster]

I'm going to be thinking about this one all day now and have the perfect routine for you by tonight...

Seriously though, these girls are used to being complimented and guys falling over themselves.. They are NOT used to being teased.. It will break their reality down very quickly, and will want to get validation from you as soon as possible.
SOME, girls just can't take a joke.. They have their head so far tucked up in their reality of "they are the best in the world", that they have already labeled ANYONE an asshole that even JOKES about them not being the best... If you get one of these girls, they are probably the best to win over as shattering their reality and then picking up the pieces they will be obsessed with you,,, but it's probably not worth it anyway.. If a girl reallllly genuinelly gets shitty with you, either you weren't funny and said it rudely, or she just has NO personality and lives through her ego all day..
Either way just be like "woah, I saw you from over their and thought you looked like a fun, adaptable chick, but I was mistaken.. Pleasure meeting you"... Then just walk off!! Don't appologize ever otherwise your admiting you were wrong or rude.. You weren't!! You were just having fun in your guy way... If a fun guy doesn't fit into her reality, that's her problem..

If you just use the above line and walk off and continue on with your workout, you might even find 25 - 50% of the time the girl will come up later and appologize for being rude, and say something like "i've just had a really bad day, I didn't mean to snap"..
See, appologizing will just confirm in her mind you were an asshole.. Saying you were just having fun and thought she would enjoy it leaves her with the impression that she really WAS being an asshole for snapping at you,,, and will want to make it up to you...

You just can't give into these girls... They are pretty and have everything handed to them on a plate, but RIGHT DEEP DOWN,,, they are as insecure and unsure of themselves as the rest of us.. They just have so much of their reality feeding into their ego, that they beleive they are this superiour being... Don't buy into it, and don't feed into her ego, and you'll have half the gym chasing you.!!


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[amat]

Pick your target.. Watch her routine.. When she's getting off a treadmill or bike or something, just calmly walk past, turn to her, look at her lower body then back up at her head, and just say
"You've still got a lot of work to do"... Then smile and walk off so she gets the feeling your joking, BUT, she also gets paranoid..

hahahahah are you serious here? hahaha

[Andre]

In with Otto out of A fish called Wanda.
Start off speaking Italian and sniff your underarm as they address you and blow their high heeled boot up and down like a balloon as you strut around the place.
That should sort out whos up for one and whos not real quick.

I like spicolis idea ,very original.

rep not allowed for you yet Mr spicoli .

[DAVIDTUA]

i was thinking about complimenting their work out attire like if its nike or whatever but it kinda wouldnt make sense really unless it was a unisex brand like nike. if it was like just some female brand that doesnt make mens gear it would appear fake IMO dont u think?

[DAVIDTUA]

i was also thinking maybe catching them going in or out of the gym and complimenting their car if they drive like a brand new BMW or sports car just kinda just be like WOW nice ride blah blah how much was it? you must me sucessful blah blah?

what do u guys think?

[Andre]

i was also thinking maybe catching them going in or out of the gym and complimenting their car if they drive like a brand new BMW or sports car just kinda just be like WOW nice ride blah blah how much was it? you must me sucessful blah blah?

what do u guys think?

Suck hole is what Aussie girls would think.

Its all been said before mate,you want to be natural,they love humour and honesty.

If you see something thats got a funny twist to it ,voice what they are secretly thinking and your off to a great start.

IF your going to comment on their car you want to know the exact model what it has in it or could have in it so the conversation doesnt die after she says thanks and turns away.

Best to be natural and have fun with the conversation enjoy the chat without pretense and you'll be naturally different to the try hards they usually have to put up with.

[DAVIDTUA]

yeah i tried the nice car line this chick parked right in front of me and i used the line and she said oh your cars nice too(yeah right she was driving a beamer i have a japanese car LOL)

i sense she was just trying to be nice. well in short i did pull off her email address but i kinda did it just to test the waters not really cuz i was feelin her.

see the problem is in these gyms the girls tend to put on their ipods and just kinda zone out and just focus on running on their machines and listening to their ipod until they are done running? its rare that they are working out where us dudes are.

[Andre]

You could stand in front of them and mouth words and point and be expression full and when they take their ear plugs out you keep going; mouthing nothing ,then smile and say 'I just wanted to meet you ,"hi Im Tua mon your free guide to to the city this afternoon".

[Snakey]

i was also thinking maybe catching them going in or out of the gym and complimenting their car if they drive like a brand new BMW or sports car just kinda just be like WOW nice ride blah blah how much was it? you must me sucessful blah blah?

what do u guys think?

Suck hole is what Aussie girls would think.

Its all been said before mate,you want to be natural,they love humour and honesty.

If you see something thats got a funny twist to it ,voice what they are secretly thinking and your off to a great start.

IF your going to comment on their car you want to know the exact model what it has in it or could have in it so the conversation doesnt die after she says thanks and turns away.

Best to be natural and have fun with the conversation enjoy the chat without pretense and you'll be naturally different to the try hards they usually have to put up with.

Yeah mate aussie women are really in a division of their own. They all are just so fuckin complex. Figuring them out is like trying to do an arubix cube blind folded.

[Scrap]

If I told you, you had a nice Body would you Hold it against me. It works

[DAVIDTUA]

If I told you, you had a nice Body would you Hold it against me. It works

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I LIKEY LOL

u are getting all my points buddy!

[Julius Rain]

i was also thinking maybe catching them going in or out of the gym and complimenting their car if they drive like a brand new BMW or sports car just kinda just be like WOW nice ride blah blah how much was it? you must me sucessful blah blah?

what do u guys think?

no no no, complementing a women may result in her thinking your not her equal. That would never get you in her panties.