How do you talk to Chicks at the Gym?

[DAVIDTUA]

ok my friends i appreciate all of your responses so far, but can we keep in mind the circumstance is its a upscale health club in LA.

MEANING:
1) the most stuck up people in the universe
2) the fakest girls in the universe
3) the most gold diggin females in the universe
4) every girls a wannabe actress/model or they might actually be legit
5) the average girl here has about literally atleast minimum 5 or 6 guys at once kissing their asses and buying everything for them from all their meals, paying all their bills, their car payments, mortgage, vacations etc.
6) they have the what can u do for me attitude
7) u must have atleast a $60,000 car not from the US.

so in other words if you think youre the MAN wherever you are you'll get SHOT DOWN 9/10 times here in LA.

ok now that being said lets try it again my buds LOL

[Dizaster]

ok my friends i appreciate all of your responses so far, but can we keep in mind the circumstance is its a upscale health club in LA.

MEANING:
1) the most stuck up people in the universe
2) the fakest girls in the universe
3) the most gold diggin females in the universe
4) every girls a wannabe actress/model or they might actually be legit
5) the average girl here has about literally atleast minimum 5 or 6 guys at once kissing their asses and buying everything for them from all their meals, paying all their bills, their car payments, mortgage, vacations etc.
6) they have the what can u do for me attitude
7) u must have atleast a $60,000 car not from the US.

so in other words if you think youre the MAN wherever you are you'll get SHOT DOWN 9/10 times here in LA.

ok now that being said lets try it again my buds LOL

RIGHT, those circumstances have made it simple to give you advice...

Pick your target.. Watch her routine.. When she's getting off a treadmill or bike or something, just calmly walk past, turn to her, look at her lower body then back up at her head, and just say
"You've still got a lot of work to do"... Then smile and walk off so she gets the feeling your joking, BUT, she also gets paranoid..

TRUST ME! It seems like you'll get a slap, but this would work 1000000 times better than walking past and saying "woah, why are you on the treadmill, you look perfect already".. Nope nope nope..

You need to figure out a way to tease these girls and bring them down JUST a peg, but in a playful way.. DO NOT compliment them whatever you do... If you compliment one of them on something, make it like "oh, it's so cute how you can barely lift any weights on etc machine"... That's it.. still teasing her.

You want to come across like some teasing guy who's known her for years and isn't affraid to give her shit.

Like you said, these girls are HIGHLY confident! They are not super low self esteem where they are going to go home and cry after you make a joke.. They'll get their confidence back very quickly...
And they'll realise 1) your the only guy in the club that really noticed her 2) Your probably the only guy that wasn't impressed with her 3) I garauntee she'll be trying to impress you after that... It's subconcious and automatic for them.

ALSO, tease them about their clothes.. If one has like, a big fluro stripe on their tops or shorts or whatever, say to her like "woah, the 80's gym is down the road"..

You want to get that reaction like, they want to laugh, punch you in the arm, and get a little angry as well... But because it's a little funny and you aren't taking it serious, she won't be able to literally get mad.

Here is also the key, DON'T say, "ahh i'm only kidding" if she gets mad... You've just lost it right their... Break the tension if it's to much for you by saying something like, BUT, you've got really cute ankles so it makes up for it...

Anyway, i'm about to go to work but i'll answer more later... Just some food for thought for now...

[Dizaster]

I'm going to be thinking about this one all day now and have the perfect routine for you by tonight...

Seriously though, these girls are used to being complimented and guys falling over themselves.. They are NOT used to being teased.. It will break their reality down very quickly, and will want to get validation from you as soon as possible.
SOME, girls just can't take a joke.. They have their head so far tucked up in their reality of "they are the best in the world", that they have already labeled ANYONE an asshole that even JOKES about them not being the best... If you get one of these girls, they are probably the best to win over as shattering their reality and then picking up the pieces they will be obsessed with you,,, but it's probably not worth it anyway.. If a girl reallllly genuinelly gets shitty with you, either you weren't funny and said it rudely, or she just has NO personality and lives through her ego all day..
Either way just be like "woah, I saw you from over their and thought you looked like a fun, adaptable chick, but I was mistaken.. Pleasure meeting you"... Then just walk off!! Don't appologize ever otherwise your admiting you were wrong or rude.. You weren't!! You were just having fun in your guy way... If a fun guy doesn't fit into her reality, that's her problem..

If you just use the above line and walk off and continue on with your workout, you might even find 25 - 50% of the time the girl will come up later and appologize for being rude, and say something like "i've just had a really bad day, I didn't mean to snap"..
See, appologizing will just confirm in her mind you were an asshole.. Saying you were just having fun and thought she would enjoy it leaves her with the impression that she really WAS being an asshole for snapping at you,,, and will want to make it up to you...

You just can't give into these girls... They are pretty and have everything handed to them on a plate, but RIGHT DEEP DOWN,,, they are as insecure and unsure of themselves as the rest of us.. They just have so much of their reality feeding into their ego, that they beleive they are this superiour being... Don't buy into it, and don't feed into her ego, and you'll have half the gym chasing you.!!


Finally, read the first 2 parts of my blog!! It might help you out actually. Part 3 is coming shortly and will be the crowning glory to top it all off.

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[amat]

Pick your target.. Watch her routine.. When she's getting off a treadmill or bike or something, just calmly walk past, turn to her, look at her lower body then back up at her head, and just say
"You've still got a lot of work to do"... Then smile and walk off so she gets the feeling your joking, BUT, she also gets paranoid..

hahahahah are you serious here? hahaha