The Russians and British didn't do crap...the Nazi's bombed the fuck out of England and they got all the way to Stalingrad in the USSR....doesn't sound like winning to me.

Japan predicted 6 months of victory while the US rebuilt their Navy. They got their 6 months and then we island hopped all the way to where we bombed Honshu twice with nukes.

The US would have never lost to Japan with or without your help.


As for the War of 1812...England wanted us to choose sides and you were feeling a bit short between the legs in the midst of our Merchant Marines (the largest neutral fleet in the world). We also kicked your asses again...sure we lost our fair share of Battles but you didn't win the war either now did you?

And since when has ANYONE cared about Canada? Your Empire is no more....welcome to the New World bitches, America is the top dog on the food chain, you shouldn't forget it