Muslim Scientists call for Mecca time to replace GMT

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Went to a Muslim strip club last week, where all the blokes were chanting "show us ya face".

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London police are in trouble again. They have just shot a bus load of Thalidomide Muslims, on suspicion of bringing small arms into the country.

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Did you hear about the muslim hen party? They all sat around getting stoned.

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Have you heard about the festival celebrated by welsh muslims?

it is called ramalamb

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Jade Goody has decided to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith to prove she's not racist.

From now she wants to be known as Yaffat Fooker.