Scientists have discovered that..........

[smashup]

Most women will,at some time contain intelligent DNA.....






























Unfourtunately 95% of them spit it out.

[Kev]

I can see X sitting in front of his pc cursing the fact he didn't come up with this one

[X]

I can see X sitting in front of his pc cursing the fact he didn't come up with this one

I can feel the red flames of envy rapidly rising up my neck as I stare in stupified and slightly awed wonder at the first post on this thread.

[Kev]

I can see X sitting in front of his pc cursing the fact he didn't come up with this one

I can feel the red flames of envy rapidly rising up my neck as I stare in stupified and slightly awed wonder at the first post on this thread.

The joke wouldn't work for you though. Your jokes adhere to the golden rule of never deliver your punchline in a single sentence what you can spread it out over a couple of paragraphs

Smashup is the Chubby Brown of jokesters whereas you're more like Ronnie Corbett in his black chair.