Quote Originally Posted by Chris Nagel View Post
Well what doctor doesn't enjoy a little game of guess the symptoms? Can you think of any funny ideas? That's where you tell them that that you read that doctors whom are more empathetic are more telepathic.

Then you describe your symptoms in colors, and shapes, you can even draw from jargon from your knowledge in horticulture. My knees feel blue, and inside of it dwells a feeling like that of a Heraclyum.

It's also fun to fake muscle spasms (kicking your legs and biting), and digging out of your magicians bag of tricks show them that ever since you've felt these pains that you've been able to levitate and talk to plants. There's no telling how much fun you can have with a serious diagnostician.

The fun part begins when they start to believe you, that's the sign that you should get a second opinion.
Went to the optomatrist the other day, I said my sight was failing me.
He dragged me outside and said look up what do you see?
'The sun' I said..
He asked "How much fukken further do you want see?"