Couldn't Stop Laughing

[Youngblood]

lol thanks Sharla. I feel a little less evil now. I'm gonna see if I can get some pics of them today. haha

[Kev]

Don't feel bad mate. The funniest thing I ever saw was cruel as well and I still chuckle thinking about it.

It happened about 16 years ago when me and a load of school friends were around my mates house. He lived with his dad and sister and his sister had a little boy about 3 years old.

Anyway we were in my mates bedroom and little Jamie (he's now 19) was trying to get in. He was pushing on the door and he would push real hard, then step back and run at the door.

My mate Wayne played a mean trick on him and opened the door timing it so his poor little nephew would run through and fall over.

Well he did run through, but he didn't stop running, he actually sprinted into and across the room and knocked himself out on the radiator.

I was in absolute hysterics

[donnydarkoIRL]

I was in the gym one time and there was a small kid pushing at the door. They were those two way swinging doors, maybe seven feet in height and solid timber, so as you can imagine they were quite heavy. The kid was pushing and pushing, but just couldn't get the door open. From the other side a man pushes through the door and because of the 90 degree swing the kids goes literally flying across the room!

That wasn't funny in itself, but when the kid sprang to it's feet screaming; "Daddy, why you do that!" I couldn't resist.

[:::PSL:::]

lmfao!

[Canvasback]

When I was in the police academy we had to do role playing about a sex crime. There were only three women in the class and they had all dropped out by the time we did the role playing. Half the class went up to the front with the 2 female instructors while the rest of us waited and pretended we were the reporting officer of the incident. This guy, Mike, came back and pretended he was a woman who had met a guy in a bar and taken him home. The guy then forced her to have oral sex. When I asked him what happened he said, "I took the guy to my apartment and then he made me blow him." I started laughing so hard I was crying. We couldn't look at each other for the rest of the day without bursting out laughing. How we didn't get disciplined I'll never know. I'm laughing just thinking about it now and it was about 25 years ago.

[Diane]

I lost it during my older sisters wedding of all things.

Her and the a$$hole she was marrying, were just getting married by a judge. So it was just me, my boyfriend at the time, my younger sister, my mom, and my moms boyfriend. Well the judge was this tiny little old lady with these big bug eyes, and as she was about to perform the ceremony, she put on these coke bottle glasses that made her eyes really bug out, and I don't know why, but it gave me the giggles big time. I could not stop for anything, I kept trying to hide behind my boyfriend, so I couldn't see her, but it didn't work. Then because I couldn't stop, my mom ended up getting the giggles then too. Both of us were giggling and crying from the laughter throughout the whole ceremony. And that little old lady didn't skip a beat. I was so waiting for her to scold us.


Another time, me and my team mates from our coed softball team went to a sports bar to get some food after a tournament, and one of the guys on the team had his wife and 2 kids with him. Well him and his wife ordered some hot wings to share, and the wife had their 2 year old son on her lap, and we were all just talking. Well, without us noticing quickly enough the 2 year old grabbed one of the hot wings and got a bite off before the wife could grab it. All of us at the table just sat their quietly waiting to see the kids reaction when the hot sauce kicked in, and OMG I wish I had a camera at that moment, the look of sheer terror that was on his face, and how he reacted was priceless. I mean the kid had his mouth on fire, and every single one of us at the table just lost it. We all were laughing and crying forever.

[Youngblood]

hahaha. great stories. you're all assholes too. i feel much better now.