Couldn't Stop Laughing

**Youngblood** · 04-28-2008 09:14 AM

Ever have one of those times you know yer probably not supposed to be laughing, but just can't help it or stop?

Had 2 friends sleep over Saturday night, just chillin', playing video games and so on, when we take a break to eat a pizza his mom sent for us, right. My bud is leaning back in the chair as he's eating when he loses his balance. He almost falls over on his back on the kitchen chair, when he tries to correct it by throwing his weight forward, real fast like. Chair smacks the floor real hard, but moreso, exactly on top of his two big toes. Reflex causes him to yank his toes out as fast as the chair legs smashed on his toes, and he screams this really high loud wail! Like "AIIIIIEEEEEE"

WTF?!?!

We are looking at him still trying to figure out what just happened, and he is quickly ripping his socks off, and the blood is now spreading.

WTFF?!?!

He says, "Look quick!" Yelling. "What do you see? What do you see?" I look into his socks and there just like brand new are 2 big toe nails, ripped right off. They looked like some kinda novelty store fake toe nails or something, and I started to laugh, and my other friend picks one up and starts to laugh. And this poor guy is sitting there practically in shock, just got his big toe nails ripped the hell off, and us 2 idiots are sitting there and can't stop laughing.

"Call my mom! Call my mom!" he says. ANd I'm trying to call his mom up to tell her but can barely dial cuz i'm laughing so hard. Finally get thru and am trying to tell her to come get her kid with the ripped off toe nails and bloody stumps, and she thinks we are pranking her cuz me and my other buddy can barely breath we're laughing so hard. Had to give the phone to him to convince her it was true.

She showed up and still thought we were full of shit until she saw it, cuz all you could hear from the moment she walked in our house, was us two rolling on the floor laughing at our buddy with the ripped off toe nails. haha

Meh, she kept saying "what is wrong with you's" and was very annoyed helping him out the door, both of us still unable to barely stand. Even our friend with the now nail-less toes was laughing at us and calling us assholes as he hobbled out, I think maybe more cuz he was now in shock and gettin light-headed from the pain. LOL

Yea, I feel like an asshole for laughing so hard and being purdy much useless to help my hurt buddy, but meh...for some reason, it was just funny and even now when I think of it away from the nervous laughter, it is still making me LOL.

Ever have something like that happen?

**Sharla** · 04-28-2008 09:47 AM

I know you'd feel bad for laughing but that's such a one off ridiculous accident I don't blame you - i mean not just one but BOTH toe nails when he was originally trying not to hit his HEAD! You couldn't do that deliberately!

**Youngblood** · 04-28-2008 09:50 AM

lol thanks Sharla. I feel a little less evil now. I'm gonna see if I can get some pics of them today. haha

**Kev** · 04-28-2008 10:02 AM

Don't feel bad mate. The funniest thing I ever saw was cruel as well and I still chuckle thinking about it.

It happened about 16 years ago when me and a load of school friends were around my mates house. He lived with his dad and sister and his sister had a little boy about 3 years old.

Anyway we were in my mates bedroom and little Jamie (he's now 19) was trying to get in. He was pushing on the door and he would push real hard, then step back and run at the door.

My mate Wayne played a mean trick on him and opened the door timing it so his poor little nephew would run through and fall over.

Well he did run through, but he didn't stop running, he actually sprinted into and across the room and knocked himself out on the radiator.

I was in absolute hysterics

**donnydarkoIRL** · 04-28-2008 12:15 PM

I was in the gym one time and there was a small kid pushing at the door. They were those two way swinging doors, maybe seven feet in height and solid timber, so as you can imagine they were quite heavy. The kid was pushing and pushing, but just couldn't get the door open. From the other side a man pushes through the door and because of the 90 degree swing the kids goes literally flying across the room!

That wasn't funny in itself, but when the kid sprang to it's feet screaming; "Daddy, why you do that!" I couldn't resist.