Couldn't Stop Laughing

[:::PSL:::]

lmfao!

[Canvasback]

When I was in the police academy we had to do role playing about a sex crime. There were only three women in the class and they had all dropped out by the time we did the role playing. Half the class went up to the front with the 2 female instructors while the rest of us waited and pretended we were the reporting officer of the incident. This guy, Mike, came back and pretended he was a woman who had met a guy in a bar and taken him home. The guy then forced her to have oral sex. When I asked him what happened he said, "I took the guy to my apartment and then he made me blow him." I started laughing so hard I was crying. We couldn't look at each other for the rest of the day without bursting out laughing. How we didn't get disciplined I'll never know. I'm laughing just thinking about it now and it was about 25 years ago.

[Diane]

I lost it during my older sisters wedding of all things.

Her and the a$$hole she was marrying, were just getting married by a judge. So it was just me, my boyfriend at the time, my younger sister, my mom, and my moms boyfriend. Well the judge was this tiny little old lady with these big bug eyes, and as she was about to perform the ceremony, she put on these coke bottle glasses that made her eyes really bug out, and I don't know why, but it gave me the giggles big time. I could not stop for anything, I kept trying to hide behind my boyfriend, so I couldn't see her, but it didn't work. Then because I couldn't stop, my mom ended up getting the giggles then too. Both of us were giggling and crying from the laughter throughout the whole ceremony. And that little old lady didn't skip a beat. I was so waiting for her to scold us.


Another time, me and my team mates from our coed softball team went to a sports bar to get some food after a tournament, and one of the guys on the team had his wife and 2 kids with him. Well him and his wife ordered some hot wings to share, and the wife had their 2 year old son on her lap, and we were all just talking. Well, without us noticing quickly enough the 2 year old grabbed one of the hot wings and got a bite off before the wife could grab it. All of us at the table just sat their quietly waiting to see the kids reaction when the hot sauce kicked in, and OMG I wish I had a camera at that moment, the look of sheer terror that was on his face, and how he reacted was priceless. I mean the kid had his mouth on fire, and every single one of us at the table just lost it. We all were laughing and crying forever.

[Youngblood]

hahaha. great stories. you're all assholes too. i feel much better now.

[Youngblood]

I had to find and bump this thread...because I still laugh and we still talk about the time he ripped off his toe nails. Add to that the fact the same friend drove into an opening truck door about a week ago on his bicycle...and well, yea. haaa

He is that one guy amongst all my friends that just crazy, stupid and painful shit seems to always happen to.

[Ben2611]

Ok me n 3 other friends usually get to soccer training half an hour early so we can just muck around and stuff, we were kicking the soccer ball around and i just kicked as hard as i could right into his nuts he was on the ground in pain for about 5 mins n i was pissing myself laughing the whole time. Then when he got over it we were throwing tennis balls as high as we could in there air so i threw it up about 25 meters and my friend is just standing there looking up with one hand out directly above his head thinking he's totally gonna catch it, but he doesn't the ball goes straight past his hand and smacks him in the nose and he was bleeding but i didnt know he was that badly hurt so i just sat down laughing then he came over and he's bleeding i was like felt so bad!

[Deanrw]

The worst I broke up was at the movie theater. I was with my girlfriend and her daughter at the time. We were watching the movie Deep Impact.


Well I found the movie corny and campy from the start. Everyone in the theater was practically grieving when watching the damn thing. At the point where the daughter and her estranged father were standing on the beach watching the gigantic tidal wave coming, well I started laughing and I just could not stop. I was roaring laughing and the more my girlfriend Karen looked at me with disgust, the harder I laughed until I was virtually in pain from laughter.