Lmao...Mitch Hedberg

**amat** · 05-17-2008 07:29 PM

Yeah Mitch Hedburg is hilarious there are so many funny lines he has. One thing though, I HATE when people try to tell his jokes and do it in his voice because they all suck at it. Actually, I'm talking about one person but it doesn't matter.

Love his bit about escalators it's my favorite.

**Trainer Monkey** · 05-17-2008 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by amat

Yeah Mitch Hedburg is hilarious there are so many funny lines he has. One thing though, I HATE when people try to tell his jokes and do it in his voice because they all suck at it. Actually, I'm talking about one person but it doesn't matter.

Love his bit about escalators it's my favorite.

An escalator can never be broke,it only can become stairs.
They have to put a sign up saying,"Escalator Temporarily Stairs,Sorry For The Convienience"

**DAVIDTUA** · 05-18-2008 04:52 AM

the cashier gave me a reciept for a donut and i thought to myself I do not see how there would be a situation where I would need documentation proof of this purchase.

theres no need to bring ink and paper into this LOL

**DAVIDTUA** · 05-18-2008 04:54 AM

I was at a heavy metal concert and the lead singer asked the audience: "Are you guys humans?"

I answered yes I am.

The lead singer then continued to ask right after that to the audience: "or are you guys animals?"

I did not no it was a 2 part question. Had I known it was a 2 part question i might have answered differently