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I'M SO RETARDED THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS WON'T LET ME IN
The other night I was trying to convince my girlfriend that they should allow boxing in the special Olympics. Maybe Zelenoff could represent his country.
Ahahahaha; I wish they would allow bobsledding in the "special" games. How fun would that be?? Great mental picture I know that is cruel. The guy who made the S.O. games was a twisted dude. I want to apply to be athletic director for the games; what a job.

I feel neg rep coming soon for this post
How about fencing or ski-jumping? That's be an accident waiting to happen.

I'll say something much worse to divert the neg rep my way. I got really high once and started talking about how cool it would be to pay homeless people to come to an island, and when they got there to force them re-enact famous historical battles with authentic weapons. Winners get to go home.

Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't actually do it and I don't think it would be cool, but you should seen the looks I got.