country living sucks sometimes

[Douglas]

The top 3 best parts of country livin' for me...

1. Outdoor sex

2. Fiesta version party. You can have a full live orchestra band or throw out a rage party and be as loud as you want and no one fukks with you.

3. Shoot cans in my backyard.

1. Solitude and absolute silence.

2. no traffic

3. stars at night{i know that sounds gay; whatever}

4. plenty of snakes to catch

1. You can take a piss in your own backyard.

2. You're not as likely to get robbed (probably because it's further to travel for thieves, plus they know country people are a lot more likely to blow their brains out).

3. You can own any type of animal (outdoors) that you want to.