Sometimes I'm ashamed to be Canadian...

[CFH]

Yeah, that unwinnable war they got us into over in the Middle East sure proves that. Oh, wait...

What are you talking about "unwinnable" it's already been won...it was WON when Bagdhad fell. The reconstruction is the difficult part and obviously we've improved since we started....no thanks to Canada...bunch of worthless cannucks!

Even you can't believe that. Just because it's a guerilla war as opposed to a conventional one does not mean it isn't a war. How many casualties occurred before the fall of Bagdad?

Edit: And Canadians are dying at a fairly alarming rate in Afghanistan, helping out the U.S.