Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments

[Gandalf]

Ok so a quick Clan News update for current members.

Firstly we welcome Miles my oldest Saddo friend and the first person who ever gave me a coolclick to the clan. He has made me very proud by accepting to take on the role of Gandalf and act as the spiritual mentor and father figure of the whole clan.

Secondly the internet boxing sensation and Charlie Zelenoff conquerer 'Kid Thunder' has pledged an oath to Clan Baggins also and will hopefully fit in well.

Negotiations to bring Don Omega and the Blinky Eyed kid into the fold are currently underway.

You have a remarkable memory. So all this rep and coolclick madness started then?

I will wear my dress with pride and try to age as quickly as possible in order fulfill my role as the old bearded one.

Can we get US beef in Middle Earth?

I'm not sure what a wizard diet would be but us hobbits eat very well.

We have not only breakfasts, but second breakfasts, elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner and supper so you won't starve when you're in the Shire.

As long as there are no chicken arseholes or bowls of dog meat soup I am sure I will be quite at home!