Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments

[Kev]

You have a remarkable memory. So all this rep and coolclick madness started then?

I will wear my dress with pride and try to age as quickly as possible in order fulfill my role as the old bearded one.

Can we get US beef in Middle Earth?

I'm not sure what a wizard diet would be but us hobbits eat very well.

We have not only breakfasts, but second breakfasts, elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner and supper so you won't starve when you're in the Shire.

As long as there are no chicken arseholes or bowls of dog meat soup I am sure I will be quite at home!

No it's mostly mushrooms with a side helping of mushrooms.

We smoke pipe weed too