hahaha mad_dog p4p has to be the funniest person on the boards.

I remember when we had mice in our kitchen. One night me and my brother went and bought traps determined to catch them. This was after we were in the kitchen and a mouse ran over the row of cookbooks and both got a little scared. OK I was really scared, just startled me. My brother was a football player so he had no excuse but he to was startled. So we bought traps and then caught it and it died and the poor thing was bleeding out of places I wouldn't want to bleed. I felt really bad so I put it in a sock and gave it a formal burial.

Then we set another one and caught another. Did the same thing for this one. Then we caught another one. This was actually during a fight too. We were in the front room and heard the thud or smack of the trap. After a while we caught like 5 and at that point I started just throwing them over the fence into the halfway house front yard so maybe some crack head could have themselves a meal after all.

But I had the same dilemma, it was very sad to see these mice go. And I thought how selfish it was, that they are just a little mouse family trying to have all the mouse sex possible while providing a good house for their many, filthy kids.

Not ghey.