Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments

[donnydarkoIRL]

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation

We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?

[Kev]

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation

We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?

No worries Donny, I respect your allegiance to the Old Gaurd.

Clubber, it appears shall put on the green tights and adopt the role of Legolas. We'll have to scrub the stains of the front and try and get him to restrain from pleasuring himself whilst wearing the Clan costume and carrying out Clan functions.

You are still a friend of the Baggins Clan though Donny and will of course be given an honouray role for pantomime season.

[Gandalf]

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation

We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?

I started out in the old guard clan but when agent Bilbo offered me the role of Gandalf I just could not refuse. It is obviously the role of a lifetime.
And I wear a dress.

[Kev]

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation

We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?

I started out in the old guard clan but when agent Bilbo offered me the role of Gandalf I just could not refuse. It is obviously the role of a lifetime.
And I wear a dress.

See, Bilbo knows how to sweeten a deal. All this Old Guard 'We offer nothing but the honour and dignity that goes with accepting such a position' crap. It's not what the people want.

People want a nice flashy avatar, a costume, a LOTR starring role, a cool sig (on the way) and daily gifts of rep, lots and lots of rep

Baggins Clan, the ONLY clan for discerning Saddonian's

[Dizaster]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

[Kev]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

Don't worry Gimli, he'll be back soon enough. Great work by the way. very noble looking and smoking a pipe like me

[Dizaster]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

Don't worry Gimli, he'll be back soon enough. Great work by the way. very noble looking and smoking a pipe like me

Yes, the 2 wise men relaxing with their pipes, contemplating their long intersting lives.. There some Gandalf fighting ones, but this one was very dignified and is a little more reflective of Miles nature I think..

[Kev]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

Don't worry Gimli, he'll be back soon enough. Great work by the way. very noble looking and smoking a pipe like me

Yes, the 2 wise men relaxing with their pipes, contemplating their long intersting lives.. There some Gandalf fighting ones, but this one was very dignified and is a little more reflective of Miles nature I think..

Absolutely I'm sure he'll wear it with pride

[donnydarkoIRL]

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation

We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?

I started out in the old guard clan but when agent Bilbo offered me the role of Gandalf I just could not refuse. It is obviously the role of a lifetime.
And I wear a dress.

The green tights are what allured me.
I had trouble resisting.

Bilbo is fair to assume that as Book to Film conversions go LOTR was damn good?

[Gandalf]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

I like it!! Nice one, Gimli!

Now I have a very technical question to ask as I am computer illiterate....how does one go about putting the picture in as an avatar?

[Kev]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

I like it!! Nice one, Gimli!

Now I have a very technical question to ask as I am computer illiterate....how does one go about putting the picture in as an avatar?

Miles it's easy.

Simply right click on the picture of Gandalf and save it to your harddrive.

Next go to the control panel options, select avatar, and then look for the option where is says 'upload from location on harddrive' or words that effect.

Click the browse button there to go to your computer, find and click on the picture and it will load it as your avatar.

Save the changes and you are done, and officially Gandalf!

[Gandalf]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

I like it!! Nice one, Gimli!

Now I have a very technical question to ask as I am computer illiterate....how does one go about putting the picture in as an avatar?

Miles it's easy.

Simply right click on the picture of Gandalf and save it to your harddrive.

Next go to the control panel options, select avatar, and then look for the option where is says 'upload from location on harddrive' or words that effect.

Click the browse button there to go to your computer, find and click on the picture and it will load it as your avatar.

Save the changes and you are done, and officially Gandalf!

Hahaha!!

Did it and I didnt need to pull out a single strand of hair in the process. Easy to do. Cheers, Baggins!!

[Kev]

I like it!! Nice one, Gimli!

Now I have a very technical question to ask as I am computer illiterate....how does one go about putting the picture in as an avatar?

Miles it's easy.

Simply right click on the picture of Gandalf and save it to your harddrive.

Next go to the control panel options, select avatar, and then look for the option where is says 'upload from location on harddrive' or words that effect.

Click the browse button there to go to your computer, find and click on the picture and it will load it as your avatar.

Save the changes and you are done, and officially Gandalf!

Hahaha!!

Did it and I didnt need to pull out a single strand of hair in the process. Easy to do. Cheers, Baggins!!

Great stuff Miles, now you finally look the part.

Donny, don't feel bad if you can't join I understand.

Although as I understand it, according to JT Rock, the 'Old Guard' arn't a clan at all but merely a group of veteran individuals striving to uphold the traditions of Saddo's.

As a longtime poster myself, along with Miles and Dizaster, the Baggins Clan also believes such values are to be desired and would seek ourselves to conduct our clan affairs with restrained dignity and with respect for Saddo traditions, affirming every member to be valuable in the eyes of Saddo.

You could become a member of Clan Baggins without comprimsing your committment to the Saddo Way.

I'm sure the Old Guard would understand, as after all they are above such petty jealousies and sqaubbles.........

[Dizaster]

Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...

I like it!! Nice one, Gimli!

Now I have a very technical question to ask as I am computer illiterate....how does one go about putting the picture in as an avatar?

Don't worry, I was giving instructions also but you've got it.. Looking very smart miles.... That character suits you.. A big tall wise man living in a land of tiny people..

[donnydarkoIRL]

Dude you're killing me!

I want in on the fun and games but I've already committed!!!!