Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.
You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.
Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.
If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation![]()
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