Quote Originally Posted by hitmandonny View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation
We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?
No worries Donny, I respect your allegiance to the Old Gaurd.

Clubber, it appears shall put on the green tights and adopt the role of Legolas. We'll have to scrub the stains of the front and try and get him to restrain from pleasuring himself whilst wearing the Clan costume and carrying out Clan functions.

You are still a friend of the Baggins Clan though Donny and will of course be given an honouray role for pantomime season.