This animated Gif scares me!

[Kev]

It gets lonely at night in the Shire, eh?

Aye that it does Josh, that it does.

At least your hand doesn't ask you to do the dishes after you ejaculate on it. Or so one would assume at least.

Oh God no, my hand has never touched a dirty dish. That's what mothers are for

[CFH]

Aye that it does Josh, that it does.

At least your hand doesn't ask you to do the dishes after you ejaculate on it. Or so one would assume at least.

Oh God no, my hand has never touched a dirty dish. That's what mothers are for

Perhaps you're better off than it would first appear...