Chicken wings are my soft spot. Wings and watermelon I love. I can eat a whole watermelon with relative ease and I can eat 30 hot wings with no problems at all. Really, that's serious I absolutely love them. Not together though.
But anyways, I suck the bone dry. Here's what I do. I eat everything on the bone that I can when I have a mountain on my plate. Dipping the wings in ranch and then eating them. I put the bone on one side of my plate when I'm finished. I go through the whole plate then start again. But this time the sauce and the ranch has mixed together to create a dull gray sauce and I dip the bone in that and begin sucking the bone. My mom hates this, thinks it's barbaric. But I can't throw a wing away that I haven't scraped up and down with my teeth it's just not possible for me.
So I go through that and if there is still any sauce on the plate, I collect it all on a bone in a sweeping motion and eat the rest of the sauce. I've been known to lick the plate.
That's what I do. I hate people who eat like slobs but with wings I just can't help it.
As for chicken itself, I hate baked chicken. I generally hate anything that's baked if it doesn't have any type of sauce on it. Baked chicken just sucks, if you wanted to send me to an eternal hell you would place me in front of a Zahir Raheem fight my whole life and give me baked chicken to eat. Seriously, it's a very very bad food.
Fried chicken I like but it to is overrated. Though we have a friend who fries chicken soooo good. It's so greasy but damn it's so good. But she doesn't come around much anymore so it's been a while since I've had it. But man, it's good.
Chicken Parmesean might be my favorite chicken. Or grilled chicken but only on a sandwich. I don't think people eat grilled chicken alone but just in case, only on a sandwich please.
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