um...
1) a boat.
um...
1) a boat.
A hot girl
A 50 Inch TV
Another hot girl
1)A good pair of shades
2)A gorgeous women
3)Loads of beer
Nices!!!!!!!![]()
I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.
I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.
I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.
Bear Grylls is a bad ass. If you brought him, he'd be climbing to the tops of towering trees in order to get you different kinds of tropical fruit. Then for your main courses he would roast up some bird that he trapped, or he'd be out in the ocean spear fishing and clam/oyster diving.
I'm actually reconsidering now. When he realises I'm a completely fucking useless liability he may well wait until we are on the raft, then dice me up and use me as fish bait until someone saves him.
Then he'd tell of how I was grabbed during the night by a shark or something![]()
I can't get into that show cause you know he's just going home to a hotel later on that evening. Maybe its cause I saw Survivorman first where he actually has to stay out in the jungle (or wherever) for a week, at least supposedly on his own. I mean the guy gets so hungry he really seems to enjoy things like baby freshwater shrimp. With Man versus Wild it just takes something away from killing and cooking a rabbit when you know he's going to be eating a steak or something later on that night.
Keep it practical.
I'd want a large sharp knife.
A set of strong purpose made clothing.
A large box of matches.
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see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!
one dangerous horrible bloke
[quote=hattonthehammer;553659]see thats what i originally wanted
famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.
PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!![/quote]
Bear Grylls would top that.
Clothes would protect my more delicate areas from burns/cuts/prickly plants.
I said custom clothes because if It was a hot island I'd need nice airy clothes, whilst still protecting e, if it were a cold island I'd need insulated clothing that would also not apprehend my mobility.
Yeah, to be honest I'd love to go onto a desert Island for a while!
I'd actually love to be cut off from human contact for a while!
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I'd also have a large box of matches. I would have a large Jason Voorhees type machette. Lastly, I would bring along a car door so I can roll down the window when it gets hot.
1. One of those "Real Dolls"... For banging purposes.. And after a few years, would probably be less annoying and better company than a real woman.
2. Television...
3. Burbourn....
The 3 needs of every man... Sex, entertainment, relaxation....
I'll get up once a day to catch my own fish..
A small tree I could plant and one day cut down to build a raft
Rope or twine to bind the pieces of lumber together (and to hang myself with should I be unable to leave the island)
A flare gun
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