if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??

[yvonne]

1)A good pair of shades

2)A gorgeous women

3)Loads of beer



Nices!!!!!!!

[Kev]

I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.

I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.

I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.

[frozensolid_702]

I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.

I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.

I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.

Bear Grylls is a bad ass. If you brought him, he'd be climbing to the tops of towering trees in order to get you different kinds of tropical fruit. Then for your main courses he would roast up some bird that he trapped, or he'd be out in the ocean spear fishing and clam/oyster diving.

[Kev]

I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.

I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.

I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.

Bear Grylls is a bad ass. If you brought him, he'd be climbing to the tops of towering trees in order to get you different kinds of tropical fruit. Then for your main courses he would roast up some bird that he trapped, or he'd be out in the ocean spear fishing and clam/oyster diving.

I'm actually reconsidering now. When he realises I'm a completely fucking useless liability he may well wait until we are on the raft, then dice me up and use me as fish bait until someone saves him.

Then he'd tell of how I was grabbed during the night by a shark or something

[OumaFan]

I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.

I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.

I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.

I can't get into that show cause you know he's just going home to a hotel later on that evening. Maybe its cause I saw Survivorman first where he actually has to stay out in the jungle (or wherever) for a week, at least supposedly on his own. I mean the guy gets so hungry he really seems to enjoy things like baby freshwater shrimp. With Man versus Wild it just takes something away from killing and cooking a rabbit when you know he's going to be eating a steak or something later on that night.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

[frozensolid_702]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

Why clothes??



I'd just walk around naked and unshaven all the time. I'd turn into a wildman.

[HattonTheHammer]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

see thats what i originally wanted

famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.

PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver

Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!

[frozensolid_702]

[quote=hattonthehammer;553659]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

see thats what i originally wanted

famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.

PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver

Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!![/quote]






Bear Grylls would top that.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

Why clothes??
I'd just walk around naked and unshaven all the time. I'd turn into a wildman.

Clothes would protect my more delicate areas from burns/cuts/prickly plants.

I said custom clothes because if It was a hot island I'd need nice airy clothes, whilst still protecting e, if it were a cold island I'd need insulated clothing that would also not apprehend my mobility.

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

see thats what i originally wanted

famous actresses and tv personalitys dont actually constitute as legitimate things people.

PS:If i could take a person with me it`d be macgyver
Just give him a rusty nail, coconut and a peice of palm tree and within the day he`d of built us shelter!!

Yeah, to be honest I'd love to go onto a desert Island for a while!
I'd actually love to be cut off from human contact for a while!

[BoxingGorilla]

I'd also have a large box of matches. I would have a large Jason Voorhees type machette. Lastly, I would bring along a car door so I can roll down the window when it gets hot.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

You wouldn't need the matches, they'd run out anyways. It is quite easy to make fire without matches, I use to do it all the time.

I trhink matches make it not only easier, but also quicker.

Once I'd start a fire I'd make sure it stayed fuelled, so at my camp there would only be one fire, constantly running.

However, for when I'd be mobile, I'd use matches, particularily if it were raining.

[LEGION]

Keep it practical.

I'd want a large sharp knife.

A set of strong purpose made clothing.

A large box of matches.

You wouldn't need the matches, they'd run out anyways. It is quite easy to make fire without matches, I use to do it all the time.

I trhink matches make it not only easier, but also quicker.

Once I'd start a fire I'd make sure it stayed fuelled, so at my camp there would only be one fire, constantly running.

However, for when I'd be mobile, I'd use matches, particularily if it were raining.

Yeah, but if I could choose between the 2, I'd pick a lighter over matches. Matches get wet they're useless, a lighter always dries out.

You can also build a big fire and after you run it for a while, you don't necessarily have to let it keep a flame. You can cover it and the coals will stay hot for many hours; is all you need is the dry stuff to get it built back up.

Also, you can make a coal bed. If you dig a fairly large hole, width and depth, you can make a long bed of coals. Then you cover it over and sleep on top of it and it will keep you as warm as any house could. You have to dig it deep because if you fall asleep on it and it is too close to the surface you'll burn your back.

We did this several times out when we would be hunting hogs with my dogs and would stay overnight. In the morning you just uncover the coals and put some tender on it and the fire starts right back up.

We also dug a 4 ft. pit and would let the hog meat we cut up in the hole. We would build a huge fire and after it built up a substantial amount of coals, we would put a layer of dirt over it, then wrap sections of meat in burlap and lay it on top, then cover the entire pit. Let it sit for about 8 hours and when you pull the burlap off the meat falls off the bones.

[BoxingGorilla]

I'd also have a large box of matches. I would have a large Jason Voorhees type machette. Lastly, I would bring along a car door so I can roll down the window when it gets hot.

My third item would be the largest amount of the strongest lb test fishing line available. I could use it to tie things and to later hang myself.

[Dizaster]

1. One of those "Real Dolls"... For banging purposes.. And after a few years, would probably be less annoying and better company than a real woman.

2. Television...

3. Burbourn....


The 3 needs of every man... Sex, entertainment, relaxation....

I'll get up once a day to catch my own fish..