if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??

[Kev]

I'd take suntan lotion, a large umbrella and Bear Grylls.

I'd presume he was allowed to take 3 things as well which I guess would be a plastic bottle, a knife and some twine.

I'd lie on the beach under the umbrella and wait for him to build a raft and get us rescued.

Bear Grylls is a bad ass. If you brought him, he'd be climbing to the tops of towering trees in order to get you different kinds of tropical fruit. Then for your main courses he would roast up some bird that he trapped, or he'd be out in the ocean spear fishing and clam/oyster diving.

I'm actually reconsidering now. When he realises I'm a completely fucking useless liability he may well wait until we are on the raft, then dice me up and use me as fish bait until someone saves him.

Then he'd tell of how I was grabbed during the night by a shark or something