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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
1. One of those "Real Dolls"... For banging purposes.. And after a few years, would probably be less annoying and better company than a real woman.
2. Television...
3. Burbourn....
The 3 needs of every man... Sex, entertainment, relaxation....
I'll get up once a day to catch my own fish..
Pogue mahone
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
A small tree I could plant and one day cut down to build a raft
Rope or twine to bind the pieces of lumber together (and to hang myself with should I be unable to leave the island)
A flare gun
I missed me, so Im back!
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
Does the hoar come with a oar ? You can paddle her home when your done.Originally Posted by Dizaster
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
a attractive women
a sword
and guns w/ammo.
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
1: Boat
2: Paddles
3: Lifejacket
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
That's for me to know, my small hobbit friend... and for you to never find outWhat possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to rot.Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
Well you've expressed your satisfaction with her prowess as a lady of the house.What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to get open sores which would attract sharks. Your boat would end up being eaten.Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
If she were there she'd most certainly be able to tend to the culinary needs of her deserted companions, and you've always told us of her caring nature.
Much more useful than some high maintenance model waste-of life.
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
Which one bro? you may be doing me a favor, just stay away from the wife. Cause thats my main girlBilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
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Re: if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??
Which one bro? you may be doing me a favor, just stay away from the wife. Cause thats my main girlBilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
Geezus
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