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Bilbo's Mom, Julius's girlfriend and GAME so I could kick the shit out of him for amusement
What possible use would my mom be on a desert island? If you are thinking she could be used as someone kind of sailing vessel you may be right but after a couple days in the ocean she'd probably start to rot.
That's for me to know, my small hobbit friend... and for you to never find out...