It's all about the road rage.

I try to drive a nice respectable 5mph over the speed limit wherever I am. The people who ride up on my ass like we're in a NASCAR race make me want to slam on my brakes, yank them out of their car, and put their head through their windshield. Repeatedly. Maybe once or twice into the hood for good measure.

People who think they have the right to drive however they want to are the reason so many little kids get killed on the highways. I HATE selfish pricks who think that the road is their dominion.

If I ever go to prison, it'll be for assaulting one of these assholes. And you know what? It might just be worth it.