I think maybe he should change his catchphrase to something like

"I have no clue of what to do if the going gets tough"

"I will go out of my way to referee every fight in a different way depending which would get me more attention"

"Guys please don't do anything outside the rules, as you never know how I will react, and neither do I"

"If I am not sure what to do I will seek advice from the front row"

The guy is a joke