I've stepped up my "vigilanteness"

[Kev]

Excellent idea Dizaster! The height of summer would be ideal, all the chocolate would be messy and melted.

Over time you might like to experiment with other materials.

A bucket of fish heads would be my own favourite or maybe some of those fire cracker snaps you throw on the floor to make a banging noise when your kids.

You could even engineer a vacuum cleaner full of maggots. Have the window wound down and when a car drives by stick aim it at the car and stick it on blow.

The fun you could have would be amazing.

[Douglas]

Dizaster!

Let those cunt fuckers keep driving in that emergency lane. They will get a heft ass fine by the police sooner or later.

[bcollins]

I've got a friend who says he can build an EMP gun fairly cheap - I've always dreamed of mounting one in the back of my truck so if anyone rides up on my ass like a NASCAR race, I can fry their car's electrical system, leaving them stranded on the side of the road with costly repairs....

any science geeks on here know if that might be feasible?

[LEGION]

I've got a friend who says he can build an EMP gun fairly cheap - I've always dreamed of mounting one in the back of my truck so if anyone rides up on my ass like a NASCAR race, I can fry their car's electrical system, leaving them stranded on the side of the road with costly repairs....

any science geeks on here know if that might be feasible?

[Dark Lord Al]

I've got a friend who says he can build an EMP gun fairly cheap - I've always dreamed of mounting one in the back of my truck so if anyone rides up on my ass like a NASCAR race, I can fry their car's electrical system, leaving them stranded on the side of the road with costly repairs....

any science geeks on here know if that might be feasible?

Hmm seems feasible , but i favor a rocket launcher myself

[bcollins]

Only thing I'm concerned about that idea is if it's somebody with a pacemaker.

[Dizaster]

Only thing I'm concerned about that idea is if it's somebody with a pacemaker.

Could it also take out all the cars on the road including yours??

I suppose you could buy a very old shitter of a car that basically doesn't have any electrics and that would work..

[Andre]

Good stuff we can get away with so much in this country ,where are you heading of a night Diz and what freeway Tullermarine?Oh waht do you drive in case I feel like snack on the way home .
I had a labourer worked with me ony once, who was a nut,young and cheeky as type that would be swinging his head around all day in each direction looking at what other dudes are up to contantly wouldnt miss a trick.
We were heading up the frankstn freeway towards Mordialloc one morning and 'Egor' has siad have a look at this cunt Andre comming up here.
I looked behind us and theres this bloke in a sports car looking around to see if anyone has noticed him in his pretty car. I said you should lob a golly on him mate.So he snorts one up ,hangs out the passenger window and lobs it straight onto this cats front window as he overtook us on the inside.Should have seen his face.

Later that day we were in traffic comming home out the front of Cheltenham shops and a lady about 45 who looked like a school teacher type was parked next to Egors window and he is licking the window up and down ! She smiles frowns and waggs her finger at him. He winds it down and tries to talk to her, she wags her finger at him again and says "Your a naughty boy" and he nods his head at her and says "yeah fucking oath"; she just cracked up and drove off shaking her head.

The people I have working for me, I had to pull over cause of tears of laughter once.
Now my daughters boy friend is along and he doesnt say much at all and Im the same old me just trying to have fun all the time....

[Dizaster]

Excellent idea Dizaster! The height of summer would be ideal, all the chocolate would be messy and melted.

Over time you might like to experiment with other materials.

A bucket of fish heads would be my own favourite or maybe some of those fire cracker snaps you throw on the floor to make a banging noise when your kids.

You could even engineer a vacuum cleaner full of maggots. Have the window wound down and when a car drives by stick aim it at the car and stick it on blow.

The fun you could have would be amazing.

I live in Victoria Ghost..

I would love for police to catch some of these bastards,,, but it never happens... There was another intersection like this where cars would ALL do this, except there was no turning lane at the end, so they actually had to cut traffic off to get back in, so that every car you saw going past, was actually going to be making you have to wait even longer in the traffic...
One day the police parked towards the end of that emergency lane, and all the bastards would pull out and zoom up not knowing the police where there..
Even then, the police didn't fine anyone.. They just sat there to stop them doing it. It was funny because the cars couldn't do their usual trick, and had to pull back into traffic, but NO ONE would let them back in... They had their indicators on, they had the nose of their car sqeezed into the traffic, but EVERYONE just kept cutting them off so they had to sit in the emergency lane for like 15 minutes, and ended up taking longer than if they had just done the right thing in the first place.

Unfortunately justice like that is 1 day in the thousand.. Police presence is next to non existant in my area....
And in such an area, the only option is for citizens to become Vigilantes!

Like me...


I have been trying to think of other things to throw actually... My girlfriend has been in the car a few times when i've been doing this, and she has tried to encourage me to throw full cans of coke as Legion suggested, and this big metal deodorant can..

However the projectile needs to pass 2 tests i've worked out

1. It is big and loud enough to get the drivers attention and realise that someone has just thrown something at their car for being a selfish cunt.

2. But not big enough that it makes the driver so mad that it's impossible for them not to stop and attempt to bash me..

The problem is before I was extremely mad at these people and would love one to stop... But with my throwing, i've calmed down.. In fact, I have inner peace while I am throwing things at cars.... And it's not exactly the state i'd want to confront a gigantic bikie who's car I have just dinted with a full can of coke...

But the chocolate balls are loosing their flavour so to speak... I want to step up the action... I want something that actually leaves a mark on the car..

I am giving genuine consideration to taking a smal bucket full of small nuggets of poo.... Human poo to be exact... Dizaster poo...
I human poo nugget slapping onto the side of their car would be the ultimate... It won't be big enough for them to stop. It won't be hard and loud enough for them to think serious damage has been done... But it genuinally distrupts their perfect little world...
Getting home and smelling human shit whenever they are around their car. Then finding a big smear of it... I would feel truely violated finding human shit on my car!!

This is the level I want to get these people.. I want to violate them..

Again, this idea of throwing poo in summer is really exciting..

With windows down, there is good prospect that I could throw a piece of turd in slap the driver right in the face!!!

Human poo slapping into your face would be the ultimate punishment for ANYTHING..

These people have to learn that drivers won't stand for this anymore!! They do it because they KNOW the police won't catch them, and there will be no punishment or retribution for their actions....

But now they will meet my punishment... And they deserve it!