A Challenge - How many farts do you do each day?

[LEGION]

Very rarely. If I feel one trying to break free I hold it. That whole farting-for-fun thing is so gross. I think I have a phobia to those things.

[Plopeater]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

[Gandalf]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.

[Youngblood]

Any person who doesn`t like their own brand, is a liar. I do not like anyone else`s brand, and can honestly say every fart I ever smelled that came from another person, animal or otherwise I found gross. But my own? My brand is awesome! I have been walking, farted, stopped and gone back just to see if maybe it was a particularly good one.

How many in a day have I made? No idea, but not nearly enough...

[Master]

I never ever fart, that is for the working class and poor folk. I emit wind from my orifice.

[bikersk]

Any person who doesn`t like their own brand, is a liar. I do not like anyone else`s brand, and can honestly say every fart I ever smelled that came from another person, animal or otherwise I found gross. But my own? My brand is awesome! I have been walking, farted, stopped and gone back just to see if maybe it was a particularly good one.

How many in a day have I made? No idea, but not nearly enough...

LOL you are a Connisuier of your own "Brand". Like a wine expert, Hmmm the '98 was a particularly good vintage.....

[brucelee]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.

I have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.

[bikersk]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.

I have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.

Well you do now!! It was just for one day. Wasn't easy to remember the count.

[BIG H]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

[Plopeater]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

You should check out some filth sites and you'll see how wrong you are

[bikersk]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

Well on avereage mate they are only 2 a day behind us mate. So even the Queen must be on 10 a day - hee hee.

[CountryBoy]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

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