A Challenge - How many farts do you do each day?

[Gandalf]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.

[Youngblood]

Any person who doesn`t like their own brand, is a liar. I do not like anyone else`s brand, and can honestly say every fart I ever smelled that came from another person, animal or otherwise I found gross. But my own? My brand is awesome! I have been walking, farted, stopped and gone back just to see if maybe it was a particularly good one.

How many in a day have I made? No idea, but not nearly enough...

[Master]

I never ever fart, that is for the working class and poor folk. I emit wind from my orifice.

[bikersk]

Any person who doesn`t like their own brand, is a liar. I do not like anyone else`s brand, and can honestly say every fart I ever smelled that came from another person, animal or otherwise I found gross. But my own? My brand is awesome! I have been walking, farted, stopped and gone back just to see if maybe it was a particularly good one.

How many in a day have I made? No idea, but not nearly enough...

LOL you are a Connisuier of your own "Brand". Like a wine expert, Hmmm the '98 was a particularly good vintage.....

[brucelee]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.

I have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.

[bikersk]

Never really counted.

Some days not many but dependant on what I've eaten it could be many more than thatnumber of 14.

Saying that I do shit 3 times a day on average

Plop really deserves to be in your user name!

Ive no idea about this farting business. A man must fart, but a man seldom keeps count.

I have never counted the number of times I farted in a day. I don't know of anybody who does.

Well you do now!! It was just for one day. Wasn't easy to remember the count.

[BIG H]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

[Plopeater]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

You should check out some filth sites and you'll see how wrong you are

[bikersk]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

Well on avereage mate they are only 2 a day behind us mate. So even the Queen must be on 10 a day - hee hee.

[fg404]

[WelshDevilRob]

To be honest I haven't noticed the last time I farted. I do shit more than I used to so maybe that explains the lack of farts compared to when I was a teen.

Feel one coming on though... I can confirm it happened - no smell though.

[JT Rock]

I dont know man, I been training the past few months so I been farting my balls off, with all the meat and Whey,Casein protein I been taking... There is a lebanese resteraunt across the street from my work (Actually farting while I'm typing) that makes a kick ass veg chili and 2 hours later I do the absolute raunchiest farts that would gag a maggot and make a billy goat puke =

[CountryBoy]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7cA...eature=related

[BIG H]

Hold on a minute...... Girls fart I didn't think girls fart, piss or shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7cA...eature=related

I'd still lick every one of their norts

[Plopeater]

Has anyone ever followed through whilst farting (talking about sober)