Re: Favourite item in your house...
I have a fully soundproofed dungeon, with all the trimmings - leg and arm restraints, cricket bat, butcher hooks, a well full of shitty water, an Iron Maiden, thumbscrew, various sharp implements and a full Sabatier skinning set.
I think there's a Jehovah's Witness in there at the moment (he's a bit of a fraud, because despite being a Witness, under duress he admits that he hasnlt actually seen anything)
In the little vestibule, I have my 'take away' kit - blindfold, pepper spray, rope, chloroform, mobile CCTV kit, rohypnol, tomazepan, ketamine etc.
One kind of leads to the other, so I's like to count them as one item, if that's OK.
I also have a small garage-bought statue of Alan Partridge that talks to me sometimes, but I think that would be second, as he sometimes never shuts up and wants me to do unpleasant things to people.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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