A Challenge - How many farts do you do each day?

[LEGION]

I dont know man, I been training the past few months so I been farting my balls off, with all the meat and Whey,Casein protein I been taking... There is a lebanese resteraunt across the street from my work (Actually farting while I'm typing) that makes a kick ass veg chili and 2 hours later I do the absolute raunchiest farts that would gag a maggot and make a billy goat puke =

What pleasant mental images that gave me


You'd think I would be Mr. Bomb Dropper the way I eat. Actually, I really don't eat much, as the whole chewing thing is so tedious. I practically live on milk, combined with Champion Nutrition weight gain drinks. I rarely eat a solid meal until late at night when I'm reading. All that protein in the shakes should make me blow like a whale And I eaat alot of hard boiled eggs and grapes, but I'm glad I don't fart like some of you; that sh#t is nasty