Clubber, I think you are wanted by the officials.

[Gandalf]

Has anyone here tried eating snails before?

Hell yeah! Snail Salad is fuckin awesome!... A little hot sauce and BAM!

I hate snails. I always to step on them on cold misty mornings back in the UK. The sound of the shell cracking and then that unfortunate splatter of membrane which always needs to be wiped off somewhere.

I couldnt eat those bastards.