Al Bernstein On Boxing: It's All In The Title

[Dark Lord Al]

"Choosing your Babies Name"......Phichit Sitbangprachen
"Manufacturing the art of Hype".........Tye fields

"Conquering gluttony"........Riddick Bowe

were did you get the film of bilbo in the play ground ?

.....His Mum.She said his red helmut had magical powers

he is the leader of the Baggins clan after all , his helmet is the only magical power he has

[Dark Lord Al]

Queensberry Rules - Andrew Golota

[Trainer Monkey]

Ive Finally Picked My Country-Lennox Lewis
Living Up To Your Potential-Shane Mosely
Clear Handwriting-Miguel Cotto
Your Known By The Company You Keep-Sonny Liston
Im Not Bitter-Joe Frazier
Speaking Quietly-Teddy Atlas
I Know When To Shut Up-Charlie Zelenoff
Picking Up Chicks-Emile Griffith

[Dark Lord Al]

The art of power punching - Maxie Rosenbloom

[Trainer Monkey]

I Fought Everyone-Lala Ali
EXCITING FIGHTS!!!!!-John Ruiz
Staying In Your Weight Class-Roy Jones Jr
Integrity Matters-Don King
No, Im Not Being Sarcastic-Larry Merchant
The One Minute And 31 Seconds Workout-Michael Spinks

[Wayne]

I Look Good in Fishnets, by Oscar De La Hoya.

You Too Can Look Like the Predator in 5 Easy Steps, by Floyd Mayweather, Sr.

How to Go from the Top of Your Game to Completely Irrelevant in Just 2 Years, by Arturo Gatti

[Trainer Monkey]

I Aint Thanking God,My Managment,Or My Mother-just about every victorious fighter ever
Rooting For The White Guy To Pummel The Darkie Doesnt Make Me Racist-Ronald Reagan
Sure, You Can Check My Gloves-Jack Dempsey
Effective Blocking-Jerry Quarry

[Master]

[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']maximum money minimum effort – ODH[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']How to look good in Fishnet Stockings - ODH[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Guaranteed KO – Corey Spinks[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Shave my back - Nikolay Valuev[/FONT]
[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']I like being beaten by white boys - BHop[/FONT]
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']Taking life too seriously - Preme[/FONT]

[Chris Nagel]

You Too Can Look Like the Predator in 5 Easy Steps, by Floyd Mayweather, Sr.

I Ain't Afraid of the Big Bad Wolfe- Laila Ali
Why So Serious?- Max Baer
Repaying Debts- Zab Judah
How to Shave your Pubes- Nikolay Valuav
How to Tape Your Hands- Felix Trinidad Sr.
How to say "No Mas" to Junk Food- Roberto Duran

[Trainer Monkey]

Just Because The Ref Cant See It Doesnt Mean You SHould Do It-Bernard Hopkins
Not Yelling At Your Matchmaker-Me(inside joke,Steve will get it)
We Hold The Highest Standards-The Louisiana Sports Commision
Slipping The Punches-Valerie Mahfood(sorry Valerie,you know I love you but youve got one gear,forward)
Avoid Distractions-Manny(Senator For Life)Pacquiao
Subtlety In The Ring- Ernie Shavers
Where's The White Women At?-Jack Johnson
Just Say No, The Prequel-Joe Louis
Yes, His Name Is Ali-Floyd Patterson
Retire Young-Jersey Joe Walcott

[LEGION]

"I Think I Can, I Think I Can" by Kermit Cintron

"In The Corner" by Noel Judah

"Mastering The Sweet Science" by Tye Fields

"Safe Sex" by Tommy Morrison

"Keys to Stability" by Oliver McCall

"The Evolution of Man" by Nicolai Valuev