I had no idea...

[Douglas]

You're one to talk Clubber. You're what, 38, and still a virgin and live with your mom?

38 and a half. But don't forget, with hardly any bills to pay, the money is piling away in the bank account.

Wait til you get a girlfriend and suck your bank account dry along with your life force!

As long as she'll suck my dick as well, she can suck anything else she wants!!!