Funniest joke ever

[match]

A man loses his job and after countless rejections at job interviews and realizing he doesn't have enough cash to make ends meet, he reluctantly decides to send his wife out on the street as a prostitute. When she gets back after her first night, he asks, 'So how much money did you make?'
'$150 and five cents' she replies.
'Which mean bastard gave you only five cents?' asks the husband.
'All of them.'

[Plopeater]

A man loses his job and after countless rejections at job interviews and realizing he doesn't have enough cash to make ends meet, he reluctantly decides to send his wife out on the street as a prostitute. When she gets back after her first night, he asks, 'So how much money did you make?'
'$150 and five cents' she replies.
'Which mean bastard gave you only five cents?' asks the husband.
'All of them.'

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[Phil]

whats the difference between your wife and a wank?
u can beat your wife but u can't beat a wank

Gang rape... 9 out of 10 people love it

whats brown and sticky?
a stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead

[Plopeater]

whats the difference between your wife and a wank?
u can beat your wife but u can't beat a wank

Gang rape... 9 out of 10 people love it

whats brown and sticky?
a stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead

Whats black and white and looks like a horse
A Zebra

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot
A dog cut in half

[Scrap]

Elton John got a letter Bomb in the post this morning. He opened it and it went Puff. Never the less He says He will bend over backwards to Help any young Musician.

[yvonne]

Whats the definision of a strawberry?


































































A fanny with blackheads