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whats the difference between your wife and a wank?
u can beat your wife but u can't beat a wank

Gang rape... 9 out of 10 people love it

whats brown and sticky?
a stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead
Whats black and white and looks like a horse
A Zebra

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot
A dog cut in half