Who's god damn happy it's Friday!!

[Kel]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

That little smiley guy at the end probably gives it away, but does you love your pasture that your now confined to?

You could work though lazy bugger.. I thought of a good idea for you.. Do boob massages, and just put an add in the local paper saying you do boob massages that make the woman's boob grow a cup size in just 1 hour... Or money back Here's the best part, even if there boobs don't grow, you give them their money back, and got yourself a free hour long boob feel...
Can't say that job wouldn't have it's "perks"

Fucking GENIUS!

[Dizaster]

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

That little smiley guy at the end probably gives it away, but does you love your pasture that your now confined to?

You could work though lazy bugger.. I thought of a good idea for you.. Do boob massages, and just put an add in the local paper saying you do boob massages that make the woman's boob grow a cup size in just 1 hour... Or money back Here's the best part, even if there boobs don't grow, you give them their money back, and got yourself a free hour long boob feel...
Can't say that job wouldn't have it's "perks"

But what if the only women who show up are ugly as shit all over? And what if their boobs are so small it's almost like they don't have any? *hint hint*

Okay yes, hint hint... if any of those ones come in i'll send them over to you... I'll make sure they have at least a little bit of breast though otherwise there's no point right?? i'll tell them I'm a massager, not a miracle worker.. and then

[Andre]

Sucksion sucson sucshion .

dam use your lips and suckem up outer there, whats wrong with you all.

[Dizaster]

Sucksion sucson sucshion .

dam use your lips and suckem up outer there, whats wrong with you all.

Does that work? Not that i'm adverse to trying regardless... In fact, don't answer.. This question calls for personal research...

[Salty]

I'm back in college next Wednesday. Driving Lesson on Tuesday and doing sweet FA since then. Final year of my studies at A-Level (Finish May/June 09) and then I'm taking a gap year in Perth, Australia.

The place to be