Dogs or Cats

[Douglas]

Your prefered pet

I have nothing against dogs, but I like cats better. They can wash themselves, they're not as bad about messing stuff up (like getting into the garbage, etc.), although they'll claw the furniture, so that's one downer. They don't stay up all night barking either, and you don't have to worry about them playing with you when you're not in the mood. Not to mention that they can catch mice.

Of course, dogs can be nice too. If I ever have a dog, I'd want a chihuahua. Cute puppy, and it's not big enough to really attack you. (It could turn on you and bite you, but if that happened, all you'd have to do is stomp on it, God forbid).

[LEGION]

Your prefered pet

I have nothing against dogs, but I like cats better. They can wash themselves, they're not as bad about messing stuff up (like getting into the garbage, etc.), although they'll claw the furniture, so that's one downer. They don't stay up all night barking either, and you don't have to worry about them playing with you when you're not in the mood. Not to mention that they can catch mice.

Of course, frogs can be nice too. If I ever have a frog, I'd want a big fat green one with warts on its ass. Cute amphibian, and it's not big enough to really attack you. (It could turn on you and piss on you, but if that happened, all you'd have to do is stomp on it, God forbid).

He said dogs stupid.

[Andre]

I will fill in for X.

How do you make a dog meeoww?
Put it in a deep freezer then pass it through a band saw.