British food is the best

[Gandalf]

What's a crisp? Is that like what Americans call potato chips?

Yes, potato chips in the States.

SQUID potato chips................

Yes, they taste as revolting as they sound. They are probably the most common flavour out here. You can go and see a movie here and you can choose between hot dogs, popcorn.........and you guessed it......a dried out squid. Oh, the aroma as you try to relax and watch a film!!