Well,Ok....I'm game

Once,during the summer many years ago and very desperate to aquire 'Party essentials'.............I ate an entire stick of Butter,with ketchup and dipped in sugar.I was shitting like a grease gun for days.

I got really shite faced in at a highschool party and for some twisted reason thought a Wheatbread sandwich with honeynut cheerios,Mayonasse,& onions would just be tasty.......