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.....all of that Butter clogged the arteries,minimal blood flow to the ol' Grey matter Ya know?The days gone by of smoked out hookah sessions has nothing to do with it
.I was actually thinking about a thread of breaking down all of the "Figures of speech" and different sayings we have around here.....some just blow me away.
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My grandfather once invited me to eat at their house. I tried his specialty which we call "caldereta". The meat tastes funny so I gathered my courage and asked my grandpa what it was. He simply said, "dog meat".
I've decided never to eat again at my grandpa's house from that time.![]()
Ikariam
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Ants, I was actually so into it that my mother had to scold me.
A bit of a weird kid really.![]()
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I once really wanted my friends last chicken nugget, so he dipped it in the ketchup thing and as he did I just took the whole ketchup cup I guess you would say and ate it. It went down, but the ketchup was more overwhelming then I had previously anticipated. It came back up.
Umm, oh man, I once sipped bong water. Actually it wasn't bong water, it was orange juice we were using as bong water. That was not good, like no good at all. If anyone is wondering, it tastes like pure smoke. What a clown I was for doing that, I spit it right back out but I instantly regretted it and thankfully no one has seemed to have remembered. Embarrassing really.
Uhh, what else. I once had mustard. Ick.
I once had old milk to, not 2 month old though but it was sour and then when I poured it out in the sink it looked like cottage cheese.
Oh yeah. OK, I heard that thing that if you plug your nose and bite into an onion, it tastes just like an apple. So I did it, and they weren't lying, the texture is almost exactly the same and it really does taste like an apple. What they don't tell you on that "Things You Didn't Know" email, is that once you unplug your nose you are in for pure hell. So I was pleasantly surprised and then was in pure agony. It was awful, I took a big bite too.
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junk food , eg, KFC , all fucking unacceptable.
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anyone ever tried pu##y![]()
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Celery
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Lards not the best tasting thing
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