Have you ever !!!!!

[Plopeater]

Jesus Christ even I'm offended at the way this thread has descended into depths beyond vulgar

This is just everyday office orifice chat

Sure is

Funny guy snake boy

[CutMeMick]

OK, let's be honest here we've ALL dipped our finger in it and AT LEAST thought about it.

Some have tasted it a bit....
Others aren't there quite yet but they'll get there...


I remember this one time I was with a girl at a party and we took off in her car a couple of blocks down to get it on in her car.
She was blowing me and jacking me off then when I was coming the b!tch pointed my cock at me and shot it on me.

Made her lick it off, ALL of it.

[LEGION]

OK, let's be honest here we've ALL dipped our finger in it and AT LEAST thought about it.

Some have tasted it a bit....
Others aren't there quite yet but they'll get there...


I remember this one time I was with a girl at a party and we took off in her car a couple of blocks down to get it on in her car.
She was blowing me and jacking me off then when I was coming the b!tch pointed my cock at me and shot it on me.

Made her lick it off, ALL of it.

So much for my pasta salad and protein shake staying down

And leave your comments about protein shakes for someone else please

[CutMeMick]

OK, let's be honest here we've ALL dipped our finger in it and AT LEAST thought about it.

Some have tasted it a bit....
Others aren't there quite yet but they'll get there...


I remember this one time I was with a girl at a party and we took off in her car a couple of blocks down to get it on in her car.
She was blowing me and jacking me off then when I was coming the b!tch pointed my cock at me and shot it on me.

Made her lick it off, ALL of it.

So much for my pasta salad and protein shake staying down

And leave your comments about protein shakes for someone else please

Was it a Tapioca shake?

[Plopeater]

OK, let's be honest here we've ALL dipped our finger in it and AT LEAST thought about it.

Some have tasted it a bit....
Others aren't there quite yet but they'll get there...


I remember this one time I was with a girl at a party and we took off in her car a couple of blocks down to get it on in her car.
She was blowing me and jacking me off then when I was coming the b!tch pointed my cock at me and shot it on me.

Made her lick it off, ALL of it.

Nice bird, good one on getting her to lick it up though

[Master]

She really cares for you if she swallows. She is a keeper and not a slapper.

[LEGION]

She really cares for you if she swallows. She is a keeper and not a slapper.

My girl loves to swallow; though she wants to cuddle and kiss afterwards so I hide under the blankets; f#ck that

[Master]

LOL. I hate when they want a hug, I want my own space after sex so I can sleep.

[LEGION]

LOL. I hate when they want a hug, I want my own space after sex so I can sleep.

Yep; I can't be bothered after f#cking; I need space to curl up and go off to lala land. Cuddling, snuggling, buggling and boogling are all out.

I envy Bilbo sometimes; as he can f#ck himself and not have those worries of someone pestering him afterwards.

[Douglas]

She really cares for you if she swallows. She is a keeper and not a slapper.

My girl loves to swallow; though she wants to cuddle and kiss afterwards so I hide under the blankets; f#ck that

Right. The kissng/cuddling should come BEFORE all that.

[CutMeMick]

She really cares for you if she swallows. She is a keeper and not a slapper.

My girl loves to swallow; though she wants to cuddle and kiss afterwards so I hide under the blankets; f#ck that

Right. The kissng/cuddling should come BEFORE all that.

How would you know?

[CutMeMick]

She really cares for you if she swallows. She is a keeper and not a slapper.

My girl loves to swallow; though she wants to cuddle and kiss afterwards so I hide under the blankets; f#ck that

Right. The kissng/cuddling should come BEFORE all that.

No wait...

I get it now.






















Do the hookers charge you extra for cuddling & hugging all that?

[Plopeater]

She really cares for you if she swallows. She is a keeper and not a slapper.

My girl loves to swallow; though she wants to cuddle and kiss afterwards so I hide under the blankets; f#ck that

You should get her to keep it in her mouth then kiss you so you have it in your mouth, then you can swallow

[mike_tha_man]

yeah "snowball" i have once but under the wrong circumstances. i had a shorty give me head and i thought she swallowed but held it in her mouth for like a good 5-10 minutes. then she pulled me over to kiss her so i did and she had all my little troopers in her mouth. THAT BITCH!!! i told her to get the f*ck out of my car and i left her there. but guess i pussy'd out because i came back to pick her up like 10 minutes later