Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
He broke in wearing a mask and gloves, and a knife

And the dad was 64! What a hero!

I'd like to think if I caught a masked knifeman in my house about to attack my daughter I'd strangle him to death too.

Sadly I think my main urge would be to jump out of a window and run for dear life
I have been sitting here pondering the same thing: What would Bilbo do?

Fortunatley for you those sperm you carry in your testicle are probably all floating face up, so you'll most likely never need to find out the depths of your courage