Its hard to know how I would react in that situation. I find it hard to imagine me killing someone spontaneously in a fit of rage. But I certainly wouldnt ask him if he would like a cup of tea to go along with his condoms. Bilbo mentioned frying up the blokes testicles, which I thought was a nice touch. I would probably batter him in a controlled manner with a heavy pan. Then call the police and be done with it.

Any repeat of the situation from the same guy and then I would get out the machete and fix the law myself.