Do you know what you can blame for your weird fetishes? Well this is my theory anyway.. The accessibility of porn on the net.. I have at least 200 gig of it.. And the original idea was to have a pull over it, but now it's like I collect it and don't even care about it.. I just want to seek out latest hot girl, download her, and file her away...

And you know, back in the day it was taboo just to see a ladies naked boobs or pussy.. And someone would bring a disk around that would have like 10 pictures of normal girls nude on them, not even spreading or anything, but just doing a normal pose, and that was hot enough to get you off for weeks.. But after years of years of nightly endless porn of all sorts, it all gets kind of boring and unexciting, and you slowly start looking into niche's and getting into the fetish stuff a little bit, chasing that original thrill you used to get just from seeing a girls hairy muff... In that way, it's a bit like heroin or booze.. That first time is AMAZING.. But sooner or later you're going to be injecting a gram of heroin into your eye socket just to get out of bed... It's a downward spiral that can only lead to shameful things... It's hard to imagine the spiral going much lower than embracing the eating of poo and spreading the good cheer openly around forums that you do infact love eating poo..

But to be completely honest, I think in the end though, we're all probably doomed to become Plopeaters.. The novelty of regular sex will be totally gone, and to get a stiffy someone will be having to hang their ass over us and dropping a log out...

So listen up girls, this is the way of the future... The way to a guys stomach is no longer food, it's pee....




Dark days are upon us......


Please excuse my vulgarity Diane... I am ashamed now... At least I still feel that. For the time being..