UFO's & Ghosts

[Scrap]

Anybody see the program on Tv Where the scientist claimed That the USA had aliens and UFO. He was given a Lie Detector Test and past it 100%. Then said maybe others will come forward and tell the truth now. Found it interesting, anybody see it.

[Kev]

Anybody see the program on Tv Where the scientist claimed That the USA had aliens and UFO. He was given a Lie Detector Test and past it 100%. Then said maybe others will come forward and tell the truth now. Found it interesting, anybody see it.

Passing a lie detector test only proves that he genuinely believes what he says is true. So proof that he could be an idiot, delusional or a fantasist.

[Scrap]

This guy was about 70 and one of the top Scientist the USA have got. Even the presenter was shocked. I think the program was called Lies. This guy was no Dumbo.

[No Contest]

I thought you were talking about this guy...
Retired Air Force pilot tells of close encounter 50 years ago -- chicagotribune.com

[Youngblood]

There was a story we looked at in school, where a guy passed a lie detector test in regards to his claims of being abducted by aliens. It ran in the Enquirer. I had to write a tabloid article, based on a tabloid article. Now some of it is conjecture, but mostly based on facts. It is as follows...

The Truth According to the Mori Family


Barbara Mori says "We are just a typical family. We are not martians!"


It was a cold and rainy Christmas eve, when the Mori family got an unexpected visitor at their Concession lane family home, in Vancouver B.C.

Jamal Bigins had just crashed his truck and was about to, by his account, be abducted by aliens.

"I saw him walking in the rain. He looked cold and like he could use some help", says Barbara Mori. She was driving her new hybrid energy saving car.

Jamal reported to the Enquirer that he had been abducted by aliens. He had seen flashing lights coming from something saucer-shaped. It distracted him from driving properly and he ended up in a snowbank he said.

The Enquirer reported that Jamal had passed a lie detector test in his claims.

"He smelled of alcohol", reported Mrs. Mori. "His eyes were glassy and he had a strange look on his face. It was Christmas, after all, so I decided to help him out."

Jamal told Enquirer reporters that the aliens had uniforms on, made him drink an unusual fluid, and began probing him with strange tools.

"The family were all wearing their Christmas one piece head-to-toe underwear and were preparing for bed when we arrived." she recalls. "He was shaking from the rain and my husband offered him a hot tea."

Explains Mrs. Mori, "I handed him the cordless phone to call for a tow, and he put it on top of his head. I ended up having to dial it for him and showing him how it worked. You know, against his ear."

Jamal told the Enquirer that he was afraid to not follow their demands. He recounted how he could see outer space from within the ship as the aliens continued to experiment on him.

"It was our first Christmas in our new domed solar powered house" proudly says Barbara, "We believe in doing what is right for the environment. It will save us a lot of money over time as well."

Jamal told of how the aliens let him go after the probing, and how they beamed him down on a ray of light.

"After he was done using the phone, he made a run for the door and out he went", giggled Barbara, "it set off the motion detectors lights in the front yard. He gave a little scream, then stumbled and fell when that happened."

Jamal told Enquirer reporters of how the aliens have visited him since.

"We all had a pretty good laugh when we first saw the article in the Enquirer", she smiled, "I recognized his face on the cover right away and showed my husband."

Said Mr. Mori, now starting to laugh also, "I brought his car keys to his house the next day. I got the address from his car in the snowbank. I was still wearing my red underwear, with my red trackpants, and just happened to have my favorite red hat on too."

"When I got to the porch, and was putting the keys in the mailbox" he explains in between chuckles, "The curtains quickly closed and I heard footsteps pounding up the stairs. Then doors slamming, and locks locking."

Barbara Mori struggled with her laughter as she tried to reassure us, "We are just a typical family. We are not martians!"

Jamal Bigins was not available to respond to Mori family claims today. Upon visiting his house, we found it empty.

"He's lived in that house for 12 years", said neighbor Fred Watkins, "then just like that a few days after Christmas, he packs up in the middle of the night and off he goes. Not so much as a goodbye."

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Dont think its the same guy, this guy was something to do with the Space Program Im sure He was but didnt see the Begining. I know the presenters were Gobsmacked when He passed the Test.

[boozeboxer]

Bilbo I told a guy the other day that I had a friend who watched the Lochness Cam, and was hoping one day to see Nessy.

I was told i had the dorkiest friend in the world.