Holyfield vs Lewis III?

[Ghost]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Id rather watch bum fights
The elderly should not be encouraged

You who calling Elderly?

You think my elderly ass is climbing back in to a ring for anything but training or wearing a suit,you are formally fooling yourself.
With a good run up and advanced warning I can still put together a full sentence,and Id like to keep it that way.
As a combatant, my time is over and done,a broken nose helped to make that point to me.
I spend my time teaching or on the phone booking people,somebody get those two a calling card,because thats the world their both in now.
Whats next, HBO sponsors walker fights?

[Trainer Monkey]

I can hear it now
Jim Lampley screaming at the top of his lungs
"FIGHT FANS YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS,EVANDER HOLYFIELD HAS FALLEN DOWN AND BROKEN HIS HIP. LENNOX LEWIS SEEMS TO HAVE SUFFERED A HIGH ANKLE SPRAIN GOING TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER."
and Emanual Stewart saying,"Well you know as long as both fighters get their Ensure in the corner, we could still see a good fight here, because Evander has him right where he wants him now"
"IVE JUST BEEN INFORMED,EVANDER HOLYFIELD HAS HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK,WHILE SCREAMING ELIZABETH,I ELIZABETH IM COMING,WE CAN ONLY ASSUME HE MEANT ONE OF THE MOTHERS OF HIS ILLEGITAMETE CHILDREN"
Emanuel Stewart,"Well we cant confirm its over until they try the defribulator"

[Spicoli]

I can hear it now
Jim Lampley screaming at the top of his lungs
"FIGHT FANS YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS,EVANDER HOLYFIELD HAS FALLEN DOWN AND BROKEN HIS HIP. LENNOX LEWIS SEEMS TO HAVE SUFFERED A HIGH ANKLE SPRAIN GOING TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER."
and Emanual Stewart saying,"Well you know as long as both fighters get their Ensure in the corner, we could still see a good fight here, because Evander has him right where he wants him now"
"IVE JUST BEEN INFORMED,EVANDER HOLYFIELD HAS HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK,WHILE SCREAMING ELIZABETH,I ELIZABETH IM COMING,WE CAN ONLY ASSUME HE MEANT ONE OF THE MOTHERS OF HIS ILLEGITAMETE CHILDREN"
Emanuel Stewart,"Well we cant confirm its over until they try the defribulator"

.......He'll have a hard time distinguishing between the autograph seekers and the AARP rep's looking for clients.

Honestly.Someone must have been playing with ol' Evander.I do like the last sentence about retiring.Finally!

[No Contest]

For being such a big "Christian" he sure has had alot of wives and child support problems.

[C-Lo]

I can hear it now
Jim Lampley screaming at the top of his lungs
"FIGHT FANS YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS,EVANDER HOLYFIELD HAS FALLEN DOWN AND BROKEN HIS HIP. LENNOX LEWIS SEEMS TO HAVE SUFFERED A HIGH ANKLE SPRAIN GOING TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER."
and Emanual Stewart saying,"Well you know as long as both fighters get their Ensure in the corner, we could still see a good fight here, because Evander has him right where he wants him now"
"IVE JUST BEEN INFORMED,EVANDER HOLYFIELD HAS HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK,WHILE SCREAMING ELIZABETH,I ELIZABETH IM COMING,WE CAN ONLY ASSUME HE MEANT ONE OF THE MOTHERS OF HIS ILLEGITAMETE CHILDREN"
Emanuel Stewart,"Well we cant confirm its over until they try the defribulator"

One of the best posts I've ever seen!

But wouldn't Stewart be in Lewis' corner passing out the Ensure?

[gudnite vienna]

holyfield is a tit... preeches all that god rubbish.. not exactly a role model in his personal life ay?