Quote Originally Posted by Otley View Post
spent a night in the nic for drink and driving....and just m issed the cut off point for a free take away....rule is if u r nicked b4 eleven they get u a take away of your choice


Job Biscuit (Just my luck)!!!!



eh eh!!
I find that hard to belive! "Yes hello is that the Chinese take away?" "Its officer Plod here Id like to order "Hey what did that guy in cell 9 want again"??

Where do you live in Toy town with Biggy ears, Noddy and Mr Plod.

Here is how it would pan out in real life Oh really, you guys feed us in here? "I'll have an entree of chicken satay sticks please and for a main Thai green curry with prawns thanks."
Gee Sorry I asked !